A virtual love affair
If you are reading this – I hope that you cannot identify with it!
This story is NOT from personal experience!
So I met this guy on Jdate and we started emailing one another. Then he friended me on MySpace, poked me on Facebook and started following me on Twitter. I added him to my network on LinkedIn, and started following his buzz on gmail. I was on cloud 9; he was everything I wanted and more. He had a great family, so loving, according to his home videos that I watched on YouTube. His tweets were original and funny. His career history and numerous recommendations on LinkedIn proved that he was ambitious and rich. And he was so thoughtful , he posted on my Facebook wall “I feel like we have known each other forever” and attached an album that create downloaded, saved and photoshopped himself into all of baby pics that I posted on Flickr.
That brought tears to my eyes and I sent him an instant message with my phone number and we immediately started sexting. He told me that I turned his software hard and we had sex on skype.
Then he requested to be in a relationship on Facebook and I was not ready to make that commitment so I rejected the invite. He sent me some virtual flowers and an ecard hoping that would help the situation but I was already over him at that point. He got pissed when I didn’t respond to his Facebook pokes and started leaving nasty comments on my blog. I had to block him on Plurk and bebo and I undug all of his stuff on digg. I posted a Twitpic of him on Twitter, with the caption, “Loser.” It was the worst day of my life!
xoxo,
Gossip Genie
