We’ve all heard of the Craigslist killer, what about the Craigslist breather…I wonder what your business card would read if this was your job – “Director of Halitosis Prevention.”
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Tell Me If My Breath Smells for $600 Per Hour
Date: 2011-06-01, 7:29PM
I’d like to be able to occasionally meet someone and have them tell me if my breath smells. I would pay $5 for each breath that you evaluate. At a given meeting, I might only ask you to evaluate one or two breaths. I would pay for each breath evaluated. For example, if you evaluated my breath twice at one meeting, I’d pay you $10.
If your evaluation of one breath takes 30 seconds, that would mean that your compensation would be at a rate of $600 per hour, since $5 in 30 seconds = $10 in 1 minute = $600 in 60 minutes. Thus, the compensation that you’d be getting in this arrangement would be very high compared to the time you’d be spending to get it.
Here are aspects of the arrangement that I’d like to set up:
– You could discontinue the arrangement at any time.
– You would never have to travel. I could come to you.
– If we met at your home, I wouldn’t need to step inside your home, since we would just have a brief interaction and then exchange money.
Please respond only if you meet the following requirements:
– You must not have any habits or physical conditions that could impair your sense of smell. For example, you must not be a smoker or have any nasal/sinus condition.
– You must be willing to be completely honest in your evaluations of my breath. Please don’t respond to this post unless you’d be truthful in telling me your perception of my breath.
– You must mention cross streets that are near you, so I can estimate how long I would have to travel to meet you.
If you meet the requirements and you’re interested, please email me.
- Location: Chicago
- Compensation: $5 in cash for each breath that you evaluate, paid immediately
- Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
- Please, no phone calls about this job!
- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
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