Have you investigated the “life events” tab on your Facebook page? I am surprised they don’t have an option for going to the bathroom because according to Facebook, “Getting Glasses” is considered a “life event.”

Here are a couple of life events that when paired together make for a funny scenario.

Drinking obviously leads to kissing which inevitably leads to sex which almost always leads to pregnancy. Thus concluding that drinking = baby.

Here’s another one: If I got my tongue pierced – you would see this sequence of life events on my Facebook timeline- “Moved” meaning kicked out of my house!

Here is the sequence of “life events” that is undoubtedly on Katie Holmes’ timeline: