Scrolling through my fan page suggestions, I realized how many ridiculous fan pages have been created on Facebook. I have chosen 5 terrible pages that blew me away when I looked at their fan bases. With little to no content, zero value or incentive to become a fan and even typos in the title, these pages all rank in the top 0.76% of pages with more than 100,000 fans (TechCrunch).
1. When it gets akward at someones house…I pet their dog. http://ow.ly/1AhXO
Fans: 473,343
Awkward is misspelled in the title; someone’s should have an apostrophe. There is absolutely no content on the page and yet it has nearly half a million fans.
2. I’m Sorry Hair That I Burn You Alive, But You Look So Much Better Straight http://ow.ly/1Ai2h
Fans: 710,227
First of all, what does it mean to burn your hair alive? With nearly 1 million fans, the marketing director at CHI should join the group and promote its products for free.
3. Flipping the Pillow Over to Get to the Cold Side http://ow.ly/1Ai7x
Fans: 3,768,175
Really? I mean really?! Over 3 million people are a fan of this page?
4. “You need to discipline your kid before i punch them in the face” http://ow.ly/1AiaM
Fans: 570,812
First of all, the grammar is bad; the subject is promoting violence towards children and yet, over a half a million people opted to become a fan of the page.
The fan comments are priceless:
Samuel Jean I LOVE THIS PAGE!!!!!! I sont care if people think I’m mean for saying this but love when I see parents with those child restraint leash attach to their child. Thank you whoever invented those.
(Hopefully he is not babysitting your kids, he’ll put them in a cage and teach them to drink out of the toilet)
Shannon Luna kids are like farts…you can only stand your own!
(Sounds like a classy lady)
Hope Konzen i’ll tell you what i hate: people who bring their kids out to eat at restaurants, and let them scream, throw macaroni or popcorn shrimp all over the table and floor, and run around playing hide and go seek under the tables. I’m not your maid, and i you probably won’t even tip me 5% for cleaning all the shit up. That ma…kes me want to punch the parents in the face and say: take your kids to McDonalds. thank you.
(She sounds just a little bitter, no?)
Nicole Packard As a mom of two, I AGREE! People need to start disciplining their kids…….especially the ones at my apartment complex’s playground. I’ll end up beating them all, I’m sure.
(Check the list of tenants in your building – if she is on it, MOVE!)
5. “Mom, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy… WHAT!!… hi! http://ow.ly/1Aimc
Fans: 5,410,329
Unlike this page’s 5 ½ million fans, just reading this title annoys me.
People must have too much time on their hands to be creating such absurd fan pages. I have no explanation for the millions of fans these pages attract though. To each his own!
