Churchgoers, today is supposedly your last day of church FOREVER! According to a group of Christian activists, the end of the world is next Saturday, May 21st. Therefore, Sunday church services will no longer be held due to the world ending.
It would be interesting to be a fly on the wall at one of these “final” church services that are preaching their May 21st apocalypse theory. I probably know more about the prophecy than I would prefer to because of “the news finding me” via social media. Facebook and Twitter have been abuzz with tweets like:
Here are the devoted believers expressing themselves on Facebook:
One of the many different Facebook pages promoting the end of the world as May 21, 2o11 – It has 12K+ followers
I should target all of these people and sell my “rapture pets left behind” daycare services…
I can’t say that was my idea, I actually read a story about a man that was making a mini-fortune off a company he started, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets – check it out here, you can also follow them on Twitter if you are interesting in using their services – please do not ready my blog because you are an idiot!
Harold Camping – a major preacher of the May 21st rapture absolutely guarantees that the world will end on May 21st – (he is 89 years old, so we can’t be sure that he’s simply referring to his world). However, this will be his second prophecy that the world will end on a specific date, the first prediction of the end was for September 1994 and that was a major #FAIL.
